Little Johnny's jokes are about a young boy who asks foolish questions, makes statements that are embarrassing to his adult listeners, and has a very clear thinking style. He is well-versed in sex terminology, while he is all too naive at other times.
These jokes are not just amusing; they often put adults in awkward situations that lead to laughter. Little Johnny's innocent yet witty remarks challenge the way we think about humor and childhood innocence. Dive into this collection of Little Johnny's jokes and find out why they resonate with so many people!
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Little Johnny's jokes are hilarious because they place grown-ups in potentially humiliating positions! Take a look at some of these funny Little Johnny jokes.
Short Funniest Little Johnny's Jokes Ever
Crack up your friends with these short Little Johnny's jokes whenever you both need a good laugh.
1. When asked what he would do if they hit the lottery
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Teacher: Don't you have an answer to the question?
Little Johnny: No, ma'am, if I won the lottery, I'd have my secretary answer questions.
2. Being asked about his homework
Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework, Johnny?
Little Johnny: About 8 kilometers, miss. I went home with it and came back with it this morning.
3. Being asked about work by his mother
Mother: Johnny, how far have you gotten with your work?
Little Johnny: Well, about six miles.
4. While playing on the playground
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
5. During an essay exam
Teacher: Johnny, your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's! Did you just copy hers?
Little Johnny: No, ma'am, but it's the same dog!
6. About his strange pair of socks
Teacher: What a strange pair of socks, Johnny; one of your socks is green, and the other is red.
Johnny: Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same.
7. Naming of pronouns
Teacher: Johnny, please name two pronouns.
Little Johnny: (Looking puzzled) Who? Me?
8. What are you going to be?
Teacher: What will you be when you get out of school?
Little Johnny: An older man!
9. About honesty
Teacher: Now, Little Johnny, be honest, do you say your prayers every night before dinner?
Little Johnny: No, miss, my mother is an excellent cook.
10. His teacher visiting home
Little Johnny's instructor paid a visit to his family at their home. When Johnny's grandfather noticed her approaching, he advised him to take cover. "No way," Johnny answered hastily. But, Grandpa, you must flee. I told her I had to go to your funeral the day before yesterday.
11. When asked about his future wife
Teacher: Little Johnny, what do you want your wife to be like?
Little Johnny: Like the moon
Teacher: That's such a beautiful answer because it is calm and peaceful.
Little Johnny: No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.
12. What he wants to be when he grows up
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Johnny: A detective. So that way, I can be just like dad.
Teacher: (Looking surprised)
Little Johnny: Oh no, he's not a detective. He's a thief.
13. Johnny praying
Teacher: Why are you praying in class little Johnny?
Little Johnny: My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep.
14. The naughty boy
Little Johnny's mother is in the shower when he goes in and says, "What's that in between her legs?" His mother claims it's her keyhole. Little Johnny sees his father having a shower the next day and asks the same question. His dad responds that it is his key. Little Johnny tells his father the next day that it appears that the neighbor has the key to mommy's keyhole as well
